Dear God, It's Me Erik

I've tried to stay away from religion, politics and the persecution of the Jews in this blog, because those are the three things you're not supposed to talk about in mixed company. Well, those three things and why slavery was such a good idea. Religion, politics, Jews and slavery, I think that's it. Oh wait, and porn. Religion, politics, Jews, slavery and porn. The five things you shouldn't talk about in mixed company. I know you're thinking what about the plastic surgery game your uncle played with you in the basement, where he drew all over you with a purple marker, then you fell asleep and woke up the next morning with a bloody stool. Damn, this list is getting longer. Religion, politics, Jews, slavery, porn and bloody molestation poo. The six things you shouldn't talk about in mixed company. Fuck, I forgot about my zooligists taboo subject, rhino clits. Religion, politics, Jews, slavery, porn, bloody molestation poo and rhino clits. Ok, I think I could probably go on until I had the 12 days of Christmas covered. "Fiiiiiivvvvveeee rhino clits, four uncle rapes, three porn stars, two persecuted Jews and Jesus nailed to a tree."

Wow, if there's a VIP section in hell I will be sipping Cristal champagne with Hitler, Cheney and Spencer from The Hills, while we watch Paris Hilton and Martha Stewart get some scissor sister action going. That's Hot!

Getting back on topic, I watched this debate on the internet today and it was nice to finally see two people intellectually discuss the issue of God's existence. Most debates between the religiously inclined and those who choose reason over fantasy, usually devolves into a bunch of moronic mudslinging. (Ok, maybe there's a little mudslinging) So whether you say "Oh God" on your knees while you genuflect or you say "Oh God" on your knees while swallowing a sword, this debate should make you think.

Religion: Touch Gloves and Come Out Fighting

Politics: Sam on Sarah

Rhino Clits: Safe for Work

Sorry to those of you who come here for your weekly dose of dick and fart jokes, today I am aiming above the neck, even though I did throw in one dick joke and some bloody stool for you sick fucks.