January 30, 2012
Thinking about getting a life-size Fathead of myself giving a big thumbs up for our main floor bathroom. I want my guests to know they're appreciated even when I can't be with them.
January 24, 2012
It's National Peanut Butter Day and tonight I'll have the house to myself. Sometimes I really wish I had a dog.
January 22, 2012
Last day I will ever wear contacts, coincidentally it's the first day I am wearing Spanx.
January 21, 2012
Listening to the Stones tune "Loving Cup" and there's a line "I can run and jump and fish". Such weird things to brag about. Was Mick like hmmmm I can run and jump, what's the next logical progression? Climb? Skip? Fish? That's it, fish, write it down.
January 17, 2012
Sending my daughter off to Lucha Libre (Mexican Wrestling) camp this summer. She is going to wrestle under the name Blue-eyed Devil.
January 16, 2012
January 14, 2012I knew our sailing trip was in trouble when the name of the catamaran was The Andrea Gale.
January 14, 2012
Anybody know how to say "That coke isn't mine, and the stripper was dead when I got here." in Spanish?
January 13, 2012
In Mexico for the first time, I expected the landscaping to be a little better.
January 12, 2011
After a careful discussion around the meaning of the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" from the movie "EuroTrip", my daughter says "I sure hope that Scotty doesn't hear this song."
January 11, 2012
Two days until Cancun. Odds of me getting sold as a sex slave by the Zetas drug cartel are currently at 6 to 1.
January 10, 2012
My new favorite thing is to go to kids parties, hug the birthday girl, look at my daughter and mouth the words "my princess".
January 6, 2012
One week until Cancun. Time to break out the Dora the Explorer and learn me some Spanish. Does anyone remember which season has the episode where she goes through the chocolate forest to get to the donkey show?
January 5, 2012
I was just on Ancestry.com and found out that there are at least three Rusty's in my family tree. That explains my secret love of Mountain Dew and Wipeout.
January 1, 2012
I don't think that my friends, family and neighbors are enjoying the kick ass bullhorn I got for x-mas nearly as much as I am. I woke the wife up this morning by asking her to return her seat back and tray table to its full and upright position.
